Thursday, April 14, 2011

Am I really pregnant?

When I called to make my first doctor's appointment the receptionist did nothing to try to confirm my pregnancy. All she did was ask me if I took a home pregnancy test. She just took my word for it and asked me when the first day of my last menstrual cycle was. I proceeded to tell her some random day (which turns out to be a week later than what it actually was), and she said I should come in on March 25th.

The time between finding out that I was pregnant and going to my first doctor's appointment was about three weeks. During that time, I kept questioning, "am I really pregnant?" I think it must be because you don't feel all that different...aside from all those pregnancy symptoms, most of which can be accounted for by really bad PMS.


I remember going to a sushi restaurant a few days after my pregnancy test. I was trying to convince Mike that I could eat sushi because I'm not that pregnant. But he made me order a california roll.***


***Side note, here's an interesting conversation that happened while writing this blog:



  • me: do you think california roll should be capitalized?

  • me: like California roll

  • friend: huh

  • friend: capitalized

  • me: because we capitalize California because its a persom place or thing

  • me: but california roll is just food

  • me: like we don't capitalize Hamburger

  • friend: capitalize California

  • me: even though its from Hamburg

  • friend: i dont understand

  • friend: you ok over there

  • me: yea

  • me: oh, like caeser salad you don't capitalize Caesar even though he's a person

  • friend: what

  • me: you're funny

  • friend: who is this

  • me: itsa me, mario!

  • friend: you may have a hormone imbalance or something because of the baby

  • friend: you are not making sense

  • me: ooh! maybe you thought i meant capitalize like capitalize or expense

  • me: i meant capitalize like upper case or lower case!

  • me: mystery solved!

  • friend: ...

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